Here's a paintin', I painted it with paint. The paint that I used was paint.

Look at him, a nomad, nothing but his boots and his shadow. woah. deep. Like a modern day Picasso ova' 'ere.

oh this place only has one star, forget it.

Just click it, it'll be bigger.

Well the races are over and it looks like Mike is the winner with his metal design.

Rios don't be so hard on yourself it looks pretty extreme.

I don't know man. I think it looks good.

HUNKAWOODAMANIA

    Hey guess what is impossible, shit, and something i'm terrible at. Give up? Its woodcarving, its fucking wood carving. God damn this is so hard, why is it so hard, why cant I produce anything at all. Have you ever had a stupid idea, and you know its a terrible idea but do it anyway? If not, see below and youll see what I mean.

Theme: No Holds Barred
Medium: Wood-carving
Results: Shit

Originally I wanted to carve Bret the Hitman Hart's Sharpshooter but I don't know how I could think that was a realistic outcome. Instead, I carved up a table slam and a tiny wrestling ring. I feel the need to apologize after every post I make especially when they are cop-outs like this. So, sorry.














Whittling, I don't know how old guys in rocking chairs do it. I'll blame the theme because it was just too extreme for a first try. Also, holy shit, so much junk is made from carving down.

 

    Alright boys, my challenge is pretty straightforward, you both have to build a race car and a launcher for that car. I gave you each about 3 feet of track to mess around with, your car has to fit and drive on that track. There will be two races, the first one is pinewood derby style, it'll just be a simple slope down, all your car can use is gravity. The second one will be a straightaway, this one measures your launcher, and how your car can handle the launcher's force.
    As for rules, there aren't too many. You can make the car out of whatever you want, and the launcher as well, also feel free to decorate your car, although I know you fucks wont. Winner will be measured by whoever has the best time crossing the finish line, or whoever gets the furthest in the track, the straight track will be about 15 feet total, so there is a chance the cars wont finish. If your car flies off the track for any reason, you get one redo, if it flies off again that counts as your furthest point in the track for that race. In the event of a tie, ill have a bonus track prepped, not 100% sure what its gonna be, but it'll prob have a sick loop in it. You have two months from today so posts are due April 15th, let me know if you have any other questions, and fuck you, you can't do that.  

i dont know how to do this

So glad I made this.

I failed to deliver.

Enjoy my sleep deprived fever comic.

You did this to me. You did this to us.

 

    Alright here is this stupid video that Mike made about the redemption challenge. I hate watching myself god dammit I'm such a shit. Anyway so you have 2 weeks from now, so the 3rd, to make a 24 panel comic. If you do a splash page, that counts as 4 panels, make it about whatever you want, no rules except the length. Try to have fun with it, also fuck you Mike.