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Archive for April 2015
FYYCDT3: Results
Well the races are over and it looks like Mike is the winner with his metal design.
Although Chucks sweet bird skull car looked flashy,
it could not overcome the simple efficiency of Mikes car. Congratulations to both racers for making some sweet cars from scratch, however there can only be one winner. Now that the third Fuck You, You Can't Do That is over, here are the next steps:
1) Mike issues Chuck a redemption challenge
2) I make a prize for Mike
3) Mike issues the next the challenge
Ill have the prize for you in a bit, hopefully I can do what I want. So fuck you too buddy.
Rando 4: Rios
Hey guess what is impossible, shit, and something i'm terrible at. Give up? Its woodcarving, its fucking wood carving. God damn this is so hard, why is it so hard, why cant I produce anything at all. Have you ever had a stupid idea, and you know its a terrible idea but do it anyway? If not, see below and youll see what I mean.
See that right there, that was a ladder, cuz you know like no holds barred ladder match. Just to get it to that point took longer than I want to admit, so whatever, you win rando.
Rando 4: Chuck
Theme: No Holds Barred
Medium: Wood-carving
Results: Shit
Originally I wanted to carve Bret the Hitman Hart's Sharpshooter but I don't know how I could think that was a realistic outcome. Instead, I carved up a table slam and a tiny wrestling ring. I feel the need to apologize after every post I make especially when they are cop-outs like this. So, sorry.
Whittling, I don't know how old guys in rocking chairs do it. I'll blame the theme because it was just too extreme for a first try. Also, holy shit, so much junk is made from carving down.
